Week 1 (Kevin vs. Ali)
All Stars on Paper vs. Pika Booooooo
QB – Rodgers and Hill (Kevin) vs. Vick and Stafford (Ali). Let’s just start out by saying that I believe Stafford is able to play the entire game, meaning Hill will not play for Kevin. Despite that I think the amazing game by Rodgers (24 points) will match up well against Vick and Stafford. I think the Rams defense is vastly overrated. My perdiction is that one of Ali’s QBs will not make it through the game. Since I already said that Stafford will survive I guess that means that Vick won’t. I know Ali said he wanted to wait until after week 1 to trade Vick, but he might want to move him now. I am aboard the Rams bandwagon and there are good seats still available. The Rams win this game and knock out Vick like Douglas/Tyson. Give me Kevin 24 over ALI 22.
RB - McFadden, Turner, Williams (Kevin) vs. Jackson (I doubt think Foster plays), Hightower, R. Bush (ALI). Speaking of injuries, which of Kevin’s RBs will not make it through week one? I’m going to say Michael Turner. It should go something like this… First play from scrimmage Ryan hits Jones for a 80 yard TD. In the second series Turner runs all over the Bears collecting 51 yards and a TD. In the third series Devon Hester losses his mind, takes off his cleat, and pounds it into the skull of Turner. Turner is out 4 weeks with a concussion and Hester is suspended permanently from the NFL. At least Turner got you 11 points. Hightower is going to be the highest rated fantasy RB after week one. Write it down, take a picture, I don’t give a **** (what was that guys name from Friday? You know the skinny kid who smoked a lot of weed and never did another funny thing in his life? Oh well. Dang it I’m going to look it up… Chris Tucker!!! Ha!!! Didn’t even have to look it up.) The Giants entire defense is injured and Hightower is awesome. The problem for Ali is that Bush and Jackson both stink so Hightower’s 35 points is going to have to carry the day. Kevin 38 Ali 47
WR – Megatron, V. Jackson, and the crappy mike williams (Kevin) vs. Nicks, S. Moss, Smith (ALI). Good math-ups and great players is a solid combination for Kevin. Johnson and Jackson should go wild in week 1. Nicks is a beast and the Giants should be behind, that smells like success for Ali. S. Moss is going to be a big part of the whooping the Redskins put on the Giants (speaking of whooping… do yall remember the song “whoop there it is”? No? Well here is a link to the music video ). Kevin 42 – Ali 34
Other – Graham was great for Ali last night putting up 15 points while the Saints did not perform for Kevin, netting him a measly 4 points. Kevin 25 – Ali 35
Kevin 129 – 138